I stumbled upon Mark in a forum thread on authonomy, where he kindly told everyone that he was having an Amazon free day for his book. I thought, hmm, a book titled Hell's Super, should be fun, and a guy named Mark Cain, hmm, that's either a pseudonym or proof that his parents had an interesting sense of humor...however,
I got myself a copy, and boy, was I glad that I did that.
Which is why I don't have the slightest qualms
about banging a few drums for him.
That's him, by the way. Cheers, Mark!
And now, for something completely different...
Who are you?
Hi, I’m Mark Cain. I’m a writer and musician. Of course,
everyone where I live is a musician. We must have a million
guitarists here. I also do occasional management consulting for
institutions of higher education.
Where are you?
Here would be Austin, Texas.
How are you?
I’m good, thanks. My wife and I have a nice house on the edge of
the Texas Hill Country. We live close to nature, but also close
enough to town to arts and theater.
Which book do you want to talk about? Tell us briefly what it
is about.
Hell’s Super is my third novel. It could be described as
a comic fantasy, though many readers call it a satire. Hell’s
Super is about a very different version of Hell than the one we
first thing of, you know, with all the fire and brimstone and sharp
and pointy pitchforks. My Hell takes the everyday aggravations of
life and magnifies them to ridiculous proportions. Think of a bad day
at the office and magnify that by about one hundred, throw in some
devils with really juvenile senses of humor, and you have a rough
approximation of this particular version of the Inferno.
The plot of the book revolves around Steve and his assistant,
Orson Welles (yes, that Orson Welles) trying to fix Hell’s
Escalator, which runs from the Pearly and Infernal Gates down to the
bowls of the Underworld. Along the way, they meet famous historical
figures, a bunch of devils and demons, and one particularly large and
lovable vampire bat. The whole story is pretty ridiculous, but a good
time is had by all.
Why did you write it?
Oh, that’s kind of a fun story. My wife and I were walking along
a beach in Florida, and I was thinking about an epic fantasy series
that I’d just begun to write. All of a sudden, it hit me: I didn’t
want to write epic. I wanted to write funny, to make people laugh.
Since writing ideas tend to come to me fairly easily, it was only a
matter of minutes before I had the basic idea for the story.
Tell us about your main character. What does he/she look
like, love, hate, dream of? What qualities/flaws/principles does
he/she have?
Steve is one of the damned. In life, he had been a tenured
professor of economics. The one thing he hated more than anything was
a home project. He was clumsy with tools, botched almost every house
repair he attempted. So naturally when he was placed in Hell, he was
assigned the job of Mr. Fix. Steve is the SUPERintendent of Plant
Maintenance in Hell, which is the pun implicit in the title of the
book.
Steve looks middle-aged, has male pattern baldness, and a nose
bigger than Cyrano de Bergerac’s. He loves a woman down in Hell,
but I can’t say more than that without creating a plot spoiler. He
was damned for committing the sin of Pride. Steve is basically a
really nice guy, though he can be a little cruel to people he doesn’t
like. He doesn’t have many dreams for the future; being damned
tends to put a damper on that. He is pretty brave and extremely
sarcastic. Steve has a strong sense of fair play and exhibits a great
deal of integrity.
Is there a song you'd associate with your book?
The Gershwin brothers’ I’ll Build a Stairway to Paradise. That
song plays a role in the plot.
Sorry to interrupt. Just wanted to mention that I absolutely loved that scene. Those poor guys. It must have been hell...well, it was. Next question.
Which actors would you cast for the movie?
John Cusack would be a good Steve. Orson would be tough: maybe
Paul Giamatti. Steve’s love interest: Marion Cotillard, but she’d
have to learn to speak with a British accent.
If you could make up your own genre for this book, what would
it be?
Satiric fantasy, I guess.
Is there a message in your book? Do you want your readers to
take something home?
Yes. First off, you have to remember that this is Hell, where
there is little chance for self-improvement or good things happening.
Yet the damned fight against their fates, and it plays out again and
again in the story. In short, Hell’s Super is about the
indomitability of the human spirit and the nature of hope.
What are you currently working on?
I’m working on the sequel, A Cold Day in Hell, about the
breakdown of Hell’s HVAC (Heating, Ventilation and Air
Conditioning) system.
Which target audience do you write for? What do you think
makes your book especially appealing for that audience?
I’m looking to attract fans of Terry Pratchett, Tom Holt, and
Christopher Moore, all of whom write comic fantasy and all of whom
explore our world through wry but critical lenses.
Why are you a writer? Were you born to be one, did it just
happen, was there some moment of epiphany...?
I’ve been writing since I was eleven, though I didn’t get
serious, that is, write my first complete novel, until I was in my
late twenties. I like to write, but I’m not compelled to do it.
That takes a little pressure off me, I think.
Where do you get your ideas? What inspires you?
If you’ve ever heard of the Myer’s-Briggs Personality Type
Indicator, you’ll know that it categories people by certain
personality traits. One of them is where you get your information,
from the external world or from the internal world or some
combination. I am extremely intuitive, living frequently in my head,
on my own internal landscape. Most of my ideas come from inside.
Plot or characters? Which is more important and why?
They’re equally important. I think of plot as like a musical
phrase, and the characters as notes within that phrase. You can’t
make music without both of them.
Do parts of you shine through? Are some characters like you,
or friends, or family?
I confess that bits of my own personality frequently show up in my
protagonists. As for my other characters, in Hell’s Super at
least they are inspired by famous historical figures.
How does a typical day for you look like? What do you do when
you're not writing?
I’m a runner, do some weights too. I’m a serious musician,
playing in three musical groups, a British-style brass band, a brass
quintet and a traditional jazz band. I play tuba. I go to plays and
concerts a fair bit.
When in writing mode, I sit at my desk until I write at least 1000
words, Monday through Friday. In this way, I draft a novel in about
four months.
Who is your favorite author?
Kurt Vonnegut, jr.
Is there an author you'd love to be compared to?
Kurt Vonnegut, Christopher Moore or Tom Holt. I’d be proud to be
compared with any of them.
Who is your biggest supporter?
My wife, Linda, though I have a number of writer colleagues who
have been wonderfully supportive of me over the years.
What's your favorite book of all time and why?
Like so many people who write fantasy, I’d have to say The
Lord of The Rings. I read it when I was fourteen, and LOTR opened
my imagination to full throttle.
If you could have a superpower, which one would you choose?
I want them all! But if I had to choose, it would be flight.
That’s freedom, unlimited possibilities. Flight is a common choice,
isn’t it?
What are you addicted to or can't live without?
Coffee, but also peace and quiet. I like the calm of my home, even
though I’m a fairly gregarious person.
Coffee! A man after my own heart!
Last question: What's the most stupid question you've ever been asked?
I’ve never been asked a stupid question. The worst I’ve gotten
have been ignorant ones. Most people, when they ask a question, feel
a genuine need for information. My attitude comes out of years of
working in a service industry. I’ve always had a strong desire to
help people.